a message from my ma [seriously]
Ma: "this blog has become too political, too intellectual and much too boring for the over 40 crowd"
Hindi: "what, dear mother do you propose i write about?"
Ma: "i don't know, something exciting happening in life, like the naming of our new washing machines..."
Hindi: "you want me to write about Bella and Stella? Ma, washing machines are totally boring..."
Ma: "or may be about all the activities going on this house..."
Hindi: eyebrows raised
Ma: "oy just erase that... i don't know... i really don't know... but if you want to keep your crowd find something a little more exciting..."
Hindi: "i'm really drawing a blank... uhm....
Ma: "Ask your readers for suggestions..."
Hindi: "Ma... that is so nerdy."
Ma: "Listen, unlike you, i have a life... and now i have to go..."
Hindi: "I also have a life, is it my fault it's currently revolving around instant bed making for random ghost guests and igneous rocks?"
Ma: "Rocks? What rocks?"
Hindi: "Ma... my test tomorrow... the one on the stupid rocks... that i've been studying for three days for..."
Ma: "They are stupid and I don't know why you are taking such a stupid subject.... what's the subject called anyway?"
Hindi: "The same thing Moo's taking for a year now..."
Ma: "called what?"
Hindi: "the science of the earth, fascinatingly boring, makes laundry look cool"
Ma: "well, listen, why can't you take a class on domesticity, and learn how to use the new lettuce spinner that you almost broke...now that's important... and honey when did you drop your 'y' i'm taking it as a personal offense to both your father and particularly myself... i demand the Y return!!!
Hindi: "okay... fine.... i'll bring back the 'y' even tho 'i' looks more balanced...
Ma: "what's this about balance?! You were never balanced! whoever told you such a bubeh meiseh!"
Hindy: "Bubby Hesh. actually...."
Ma: "Seriously, the night is late... go make lunch for tomorrow and concentrate on not breaking the new lettuce spinner... nice meeting y'all- and please voice your opinions on how boring this blog has been, i know i'm not alone...you're all just too scared to speak up.... and the person who is always bashing my daughter and her opinions.... i'm onto you... i really am... and i know who you are... i'll be watching you..."
Hindy: "Ma, i think you need some sleep...your snapping into a few pieces... you think anyone is going to believe us that we are sitting here typing this together like we have nothing better to do at 12:45 am?"
Ma: "i guess it's genetic."
Hindy: "well now we don't have to worry about blog readers...it's just you and me... and we live together anyway..."
Ma: "But this is much more fun than talking..."
G'Night.
Hindi: "what, dear mother do you propose i write about?"
Ma: "i don't know, something exciting happening in life, like the naming of our new washing machines..."
Hindi: "you want me to write about Bella and Stella? Ma, washing machines are totally boring..."
Ma: "or may be about all the activities going on this house..."
Hindi: eyebrows raised
Ma: "oy just erase that... i don't know... i really don't know... but if you want to keep your crowd find something a little more exciting..."
Hindi: "i'm really drawing a blank... uhm....
Ma: "Ask your readers for suggestions..."
Hindi: "Ma... that is so nerdy."
Ma: "Listen, unlike you, i have a life... and now i have to go..."
Hindi: "I also have a life, is it my fault it's currently revolving around instant bed making for random ghost guests and igneous rocks?"
Ma: "Rocks? What rocks?"
Hindi: "Ma... my test tomorrow... the one on the stupid rocks... that i've been studying for three days for..."
Ma: "They are stupid and I don't know why you are taking such a stupid subject.... what's the subject called anyway?"
Hindi: "The same thing Moo's taking for a year now..."
Ma: "called what?"
Hindi: "the science of the earth, fascinatingly boring, makes laundry look cool"
Ma: "well, listen, why can't you take a class on domesticity, and learn how to use the new lettuce spinner that you almost broke...now that's important... and honey when did you drop your 'y' i'm taking it as a personal offense to both your father and particularly myself... i demand the Y return!!!
Hindi: "okay... fine.... i'll bring back the 'y' even tho 'i' looks more balanced...
Ma: "what's this about balance?! You were never balanced! whoever told you such a bubeh meiseh!"
Hindy: "Bubby Hesh. actually...."
Ma: "Seriously, the night is late... go make lunch for tomorrow and concentrate on not breaking the new lettuce spinner... nice meeting y'all- and please voice your opinions on how boring this blog has been, i know i'm not alone...you're all just too scared to speak up.... and the person who is always bashing my daughter and her opinions.... i'm onto you... i really am... and i know who you are... i'll be watching you..."
Hindy: "Ma, i think you need some sleep...your snapping into a few pieces... you think anyone is going to believe us that we are sitting here typing this together like we have nothing better to do at 12:45 am?"
Ma: "i guess it's genetic."
Hindy: "well now we don't have to worry about blog readers...it's just you and me... and we live together anyway..."
Ma: "But this is much more fun than talking..."
G'Night.
posted by HindiK at 1:04 AM
9 Comments:
LMAO!!!
Hindi(?)/y(?), that was a great post!
lol, you guys are great!
Spontaneity is usually the most entertaining.
ha ha oh my... Comedy at The Krinskys. will come by and say 'lo to the washing machinos ones of these months.
p.s. I'm all for a Mrs. Krinsky blog.
felt like i was sitting on the kitchen counter on friday night all over again. that will definitely generate readers.... you two are hysterical.
i've officially moved my lazy self from across the way to down the block.... feel free to call or i shall see you when i come crash
next.
hope the test went well.
mFinally a post that wasn't strenuous reading.
Cool post, sure ha to suppress a smile! Didn’t want to insult either of you :)
my ma told me that she is going to respond to all of your 'shout-outs' individually [she thinks she's this new blog rock star ;) ]... but she's got a turkey in the oven [with the oven repair man standing by] a house full of guests and alternate parking to contend with [so she'll be back oohh... any day now i suppose]
I love the X... your luck you found somewhere to put it in your name. i have a friend she added a middle initial Q. [also such a cool letter] for a while, short for Queenie {which she is} i suppose-
and sar-
ma says you got your lovely derriere back into this house and come for dinner [or at the very least dessert- the Moo has unleased quite teh powderly force in the cucina]... you know Na Hama came by on Thursday for dinn dinn-we'll make a pulley across the street if we must [that could be a way cool activity cuz i'm off till Tuesday]...
awesome.. now i have to get out of my house.... the noise and drama are lovely but thankfully my library books are due.
hellas.
shabbat shalom.
then i definitely expect to see you before tuesday. you must to join nd and i at some point...ACTUALLY must tty, you'd get a kick out of quite a few interesting evenings i've had this week. in any case, thank your ma... i shall make an appearance at some point, whenever my own family's claustrophobic presence allows the time for short escape - though the children are heavenly, i should bring them over.
ciao
delightful convo. glad you posted it.
xvi-u are an inspiration
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