the beginning of the world often comes

i am bored off my rocker of premature middle-aged hood.
thank gd.
i was a cat with a crippled hind leg that loved/hated tuna
then a fish that couldn't really swim downstream
the tooth fairy has thus retired to the bathtub.
i'm done with people who keep teeth in jars.
i am going to fly south with a kite
to bermuda
and get lost in three scoops of ice cream.
will follow the directions
i got from a leprechaun i met on Nostrand Avenue.
batGURL out.